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Subject: 
Groan of the week #29 (the real one!)
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Mon, 21 Oct 2002 23:11:10 GMT
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Once there was an eccentric Italian monarch who insisted on eating his
breakfast on a tablecloth of the map of Italy. he was emphatic that each dish
was put in exactly the same place every time. He was the pickiest about having
his Eggs Bennedict placed on his capital city.

When a guest noticed this and asked him why he did this, he replied, "Because
there's no plate like Rome for the Hollandaise."

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http://www.lugnet.com/off-topic/pun/~469/



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