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Groan of the week #27 (one for the pirates!)
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Mon, 7 Oct 2002 00:19:02 GMT
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A pirate captain was on the look out for buried treasure. After months of
hard sailing, day in and day out, his ship caught site of land, the land to
which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate diembarked on
the island to search out the buried treasure, which was supposed to lie
hidden deep within a swamp at the center of the island.
Sure enough, at the center of the island was a swamp, and the Captain and
his first mate bravely entered the swamp. Soon the swamp began to get
deeper, and the priate's feet, then ankles, and finally entire leg below the
knees was covered in swamp. It was at that time that the Captain banged his
shin against something hard. He reached down, searched around, and pulled up
a treasure chest.
Prying the lock open, the chest revealed gold and jewels beyond imagination.
The Captain turned to his first mate and said, "Arrrr, matey, that just goes
to show ye, that booty is only shin deep!"
See the complete Groan of the week here:
http://www.lugnet.com/off-topic/pun/~469/
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