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  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Um, you know, Ross's initial groaners are usually pretty funny. But these followon puns... well, they're just not to the same quality level. In fact, you could say: (wait for it) they suck. And the fact that all the usual suspects seem to cell (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Urg...that joke really drained me. Matt (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #25
 
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What?! You've got to be kidding!
 
(...) Wait!?! If you don't like to flame everything up, explain the name pyrokid! ;^) We'll see you back here soon... ~Just me, Jeremy xfut: o-t.pun (24 years ago, 17-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) I'd keep an eye on that condition, Nicole. -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
"John" <John@TCLTC.org> wrote in message news:H2InM1.CrK@lugnet.com... (...) I felt so run down after laughing so hard. -Nicole (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) "Or you'll be charged with assault and battery." -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) How can you be positive? -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) I wouldn't be shocked if he did. -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New Poll!
 
(...) If this is really what you meant, I think it should be cross-posted to .pun. (And if it's not what you meant I don't think you should admit it.) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) Wonder if he paid with his charge card? Do you suppose he found any electrifying conversation there? Matt (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation. (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #24
 
A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #23
 
Once upon a time there was a king and a jester. Now, the jester loved puns and annoyed the king with them all day long. Finally, the king was so fed up that he said, "If you don't stop with the puns, I'll be forced to hang you!" What was the (...) (24 years ago, 9-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #22
 
Three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see it's surrounded by three bears. "OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to get these bears really angry. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you (...) (24 years ago, 2-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #21
 
(...) Yikes! You missed the most disturbing one for this crowd, Rosco - according to this logic, builders get deconstructed! ;p thanks, James (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #21
 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians should be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Google mirror
 
(...) tengul!) ROSCO (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Google mirror
 
(URL) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) I'm sauri. Cheers, - jsproat (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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