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Re: Groan of the week #24
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Mon, 16 Sep 2002 03:08:46 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeremy Scott writes:
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> In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> > A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met
> > by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the
> > man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that
> > he just doesn't have one.
> >
> > He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these
> > around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and
> > lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer
> > carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says
> >
> > "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
> I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation.
Wonder if he paid with his charge card? Do you suppose he found any
electrifying conversation there?
Matt
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