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Re: Groan of the week #24
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Mon, 16 Sep 2002 01:42:11 GMT
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I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation.
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met
> by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the
> man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that
> he just doesn't have one.
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> He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these
> around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and
> lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer
> carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says
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> "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
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| A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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