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Groan of the week #24
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Date:
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Mon, 16 Sep 2002 01:27:25 GMT
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A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met
by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the
man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that
he just doesn't have one.
He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these
around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and
lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer
carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says
"Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
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