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Re: Groan of the week #25
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Mon, 23 Sep 2002 12:59:27 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take
their orders.

"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a
glass of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the
bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."

Urg...that joke really drained me.

Matt



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  Re: Groan of the week #25
 
(...) Um, you know, Ross's initial groaners are usually pretty funny. But these followon puns... well, they're just not to the same quality level. In fact, you could say: (wait for it) they suck. And the fact that all the usual suspects seem to cell (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Groan of the week #25
 
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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