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Re: Groan of the week #25
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Mon, 23 Sep 2002 12:59:27 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take
> their orders.
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> "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
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> The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
> The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
> The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a
> glass of plasma."
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> The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the
> bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
Urg...that joke really drained me.
Matt
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Message has 1 Reply:
 | | Re: Groan of the week #25
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| (...) Um, you know, Ross's initial groaners are usually pretty funny. But these followon puns... well, they're just not to the same quality level. In fact, you could say: (wait for it) they suck. And the fact that all the usual suspects seem to cell (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #25
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| Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The (...) (22 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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