Three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see
it's surrounded by three bears.
"OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to get these bears
really angry. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you take the
one on the left, the little cub with the broken leg, and I'll take the one
in the middle, the little cub with one eye and a hurt paw, and Joe, you take
the one on the right, the huge silvertip mama grizzly bear with
blood-encrusted claws, the big teeth, and froth around the mouth"
"Hey, man wait a sec, I'm supposed to get this monster angry, and you guys
get the cubs ? That's not fair!"
"Now, now, Joe. We all have our bears to cross."
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