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    God(tm) —Matthew Gerber
   (...) These words strike me as EXTREMELY funny... But then again, what are the chances that some major religion (Catholicism...I'm looking in your general direction!) uses this very phrase in possible litigation within the next 25 years or so? Matt (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
   (...) Well, the religion Scientology (which, I state clearly and for the record, is absolutely NOT a wacko fringe cult founded by a hack SF author for the sole purpose of bilking money out of the credulous, the desperate, or the mentally ill, nor is (...) (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Matthew Gerber
     (...) I'm sorry Dave!...you're meaning just isn't very clear here...perhaps you should quit beating around the bush and get down to brass tacks...if you are going to pussy-foot around the issue, why even post to this thread at all? I just don't (...) (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Maggie Cambron
     (...) OMG(tm) Matt, I guess you didn't know about Dave! I mean about how he was once held hostage for hours by Scientologists in a room in which a montage of scenes from Battlefield Earth was projected onto the walls around him while the the theme (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Dave Johann
      (...) In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Maggie Cambron writes: (...) Yes, it could be true as I've heard the same rumor. I've also heard that there are still alien corpses at Area 51, so I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Elvis Presley is still alive (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: God(tm) —Maggie Cambron
       (...) Hey, she's an excellent dentist. Pulled my wisdom tooth for 65 bucks. 'Course that was a few years ago. (...) I noticed the same thing-- maybe it was... **insert eerie music here** ...mind control... Maggie (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
      
           Re: God(tm) —Richard Marchetti
       Isn't the way this thread is going proof that there is no God®? -- Hop-Frog (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
      
           Re: God(tm) —Scott Arthur
       (...) I remember reading that the fundamental proof that got does not exist is the “Babel Fish”? Scott A (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
      (...) All you rumormongers really need to get it straight--they're not "corpses," they're Guests. And Elvis isn't still alive--he never lived in the first place except as an animatronic construct. Are we clear now? Dave! (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: Animatronics —Dave Johann
      (...) Animatronic construct? You mean like Walt Disney, Al Gore, Kevin Costner, and Courtney Cox? Hmmm...must've been an early model then. -Dave (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
      (...) Look, can we just get past this? I'm sure it was as unpleasant for the Scientologists as it was for me, but I'd like to let bygones be bygones (not that I have anything against the Church of Scientology, which is unquestionably *NOT* a (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
     (...) I have no first-hand knowledge of that, but here's a starting link: (URL) for the record that I've never asserted that Scientology is a "crime syndicate" or a "criminal empire," nor have I described their fine website as "absurdly idiotic." I (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Ross Crawford
     (...) Operation Clambake? That sounds like Spamcake to me! Is this "crime syndicate" even more widespread than we thought???? ROSCO (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Dave Johann
     (...) The preceeding message has been forwarded to devout Scientologist John Travolta. Let's all watch to see how long Dave continues to be 'Staying Alive'. Sheesh! Trash-talking the same folks who brought you the finest cinematic experience ever: (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Ross Crawford
     (...) Alive'. Isn't Tom Cruise part of that bunch, too? ROSCO (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Dave Johann
     (...) AFAIK, yes. Add Lisa Marie Presley to that list as well. It's an appealing way to go if you are an entertainer, I guess. -Dave (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —James Brown
   (...) Selfosophy! :) (paraphrasing from Millenium): "Why are we being careful about these guys? We don't hesitate when fighting the forces of darkness." "The forces of darkness can't sue, Frank." James Card-carrying Supressive Person. (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 

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