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Re: Poor Man's Privy
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Wed, 20 Jun 2001 20:07:46 GMT
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Congratulations, you win the GROSS contest.
~Mark "EWWWWWW" Sandlin
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
> Naughty Pine? Luxury! Tha' at least 'ad a 'ole innit!
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> We were strapped to poisoned bamboo spikes an' slashed with a two-foot bolo
> knife until we eliminated, which was screaming agony in'i'self consi'ering
> we wuz force-fed glass shards wi' wicked conchoidal fractures. Nor wuz this
> the easiest o' propositions since we wuz bung-holed, pardon my french iff'n
> you get my meanin', wi' a cork arc-welded into place to prevent us from
> escapin' this hourly ritual. Toilet paper was replaced by a high-pressure
> sulfuric acid colonic.
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> I would have considered it all a lark, iff'n we only had a magazine...
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> Sir John Crapper
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| (...) GAH! Tell me about it. Talk about shades of my mother, telling me when I was a kid "it's all fun and games until somebody goes too far...". Matt (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) From the "Fact-is-Grosser-than-Fiction File": If my Mom is to be believed (and that's debatable as she fibs a lot---she used to say I was "gifted"), she didn't have toilet paper growing up. Instead they had old copies of the Sears-Roebuck (...) (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Naughty Pine? Luxury! Tha' at least 'ad a 'ole innit! We were strapped to poisoned bamboo spikes an' slashed with a two-foot bolo knife until we eliminated, which was screaming agony in'i'self consi'ering we wuz force-fed glass shards wi' (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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