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Re: Poor Man's Privy
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Wed, 20 Jun 2001 19:56:17 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler writes:
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Steve Bliss writes:
> > In lugnet.castle, Matthew Gerber writes:
> > > In lugnet.castle, Mark Sandlin writes:
> > > > Hmph. He's not so poor... his privy has a flag.
> > > >
> > > > I used to DREAM of having a privy with a flag.
> > > >
> > > > ~Mark "Privy Has No Flag" Sandlin
> > >
> > > Hurumph! At least YOU had a privy! Now we, we only had a splintery board
> > > wid' a hole gouged through it, balanced over a trench! We would have sold
> > > our left arms for a privy!
> >
> > A board? You had a *board*? I used to dream about a splintery board. All
> > we had was a nasty trench, with our selves balanced over it.
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> You had a trench? All we had was the board.
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> Dave!
Naughty Pine? Luxury! Tha' at least 'ad a 'ole innit!
We were strapped to poisoned bamboo spikes an' slashed with a two-foot bolo
knife until we eliminated, which was screaming agony in'i'self consi'ering
we wuz force-fed glass shards wi' wicked conchoidal fractures. Nor wuz this
the easiest o' propositions since we wuz bung-holed, pardon my french iff'n
you get my meanin', wi' a cork arc-welded into place to prevent us from
escapin' this hourly ritual. Toilet paper was replaced by a high-pressure
sulfuric acid colonic.
I would have considered it all a lark, iff'n we only had a magazine...
Sir John Crapper
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