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Re: a message to Tom McDonald
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Fri, 30 Jul 1999 16:47:45 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Blake Christopher Gettig writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Tamyra Teed writes:
Tom's spamcake has changed my life!

(another spontaneous, un-solicited testimonial)

:-)

Steve Bliss wrote:

On Fri, 30 Jul 1999 05:26:50 GMT, dkrenz <dkrenz@mc.net> wrote:

Ok! Ok! I admit it too! I read Tom's posts for the spamcake info,advice
&
warnings.

I've had much improved success with my spamcake since Tom has started
sharing his gems of wisdom.

(a spontaneous, un-solicited testimonial)

You all know that these quote are going on the back of the book, don't you? :-)

I feel an infomercial coming on...

<blur-dissolve to next scene in a television studio kitchen>

Blonde clueless woman: "Spamcake... you've heard about it, but what exactly is
it? Let's ask world-reknown expert Claude Burns."

Bow-tied Guy with Australian accent: "G'day and thoinks. Weea heea ta lookit
all the waeys ta use a spamcake. But before we do that, let's taek a moment ta
install our big yella class foive boiohazzad gloves, which can be obtained
from any of ya bettah govament-contracted clean up supploy houses..."

Woman: "And these'll protect us from contamination?"

Bow-tied Guy: "Uh, actually no. It's too laet fa that... But it does keep that
sloimy gelatinous graevy from stickin ta ya hands."

-Tom McD.
when replying, pro wrestlers use spamcake in their gloves..



Message has 2 Replies:
  Re: a message to Tom McDonald
 
(...) Tom! I never expected you to stoop to *extortion*. :O (...) Oh my. Somebody's gonna have to get me down from the ceiling. Anybody got a sad thought? Steve (25 years ago, 1-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: a message to Tom McDonald
 
Tom McDonald scribed in a tablet of pressed Spamcake: (...) Wouldn't that Australian phonetic pronunciation be "spamcike?" Crikey! SteveC Perilous Pirate Page (URL) moved the Lighthouse! To find out how: (URL) (25 years ago, 3-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: a message to Tom McDonald
 
(...) I lost 33lbs on the spamcake program!!! (another spontaneous, un-solicited testimonial) (25 years ago, 30-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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