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John Neal wrote:
> [1] Good time and place for favorite lawyer joke;-)
Okay...
In a 1st grade class, the teacher is asking students to come to the front
and say what their parents do for a living.
One little boy says, "my daddy is a fireman!"
One little girl says, "my daddy is a doctor!"
And so on...until one little boy gets up and says, "my daddy plays piano in
a brothel!"
The teacher was visibly shaken by this. After school that day, there is a
conference with this little boy's father.
"Why do you tell your son you play piano in a brothel?" the teacher demands.
"Well, truthfully," the boy's father says, "I'm an attorney." Then, with
tears streaming from his eyes, he adds, "but how do you tell that to a
six-year-old child?!?"
Cheers,
- jsproat
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Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
Darth Maul Lives
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| (...) And that, my friends, brings us to the root of the problem: the wretched tort system in America, and the money-grubbing swine known as attorneys...[1] [1] Good time and place for favorite lawyer joke;-) I'll get the ball rolling. What is the (...) (25 years ago, 14-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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