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  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Thanks for filling in! I was away from the Internet until later in the evening, so I didn't get a chance to update. Here's today's List of Top Ten Gripes: Larry... 10. Has a little black book with his poems in 9. Doesn’t let his newly-uncorked (...) (20 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Post name punctuation
 
(...) Sorry I got the horse before the cart :-) Lester<TBD> (20 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: I don't get it
 
(...) Maybe it's related to this? (URL) thing I could find that looks possible...? (20 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
 
  I don't get it
 
Everyone knows that only my commendable humility exceeds my near-boundless wit, and yet I have stumbled upon a pun-reference that eludes me. I just read Arthur C. Clarke's short story "Patent Pending," copyright 1957, in which Clarke nicely (...) (20 years ago, 10-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote: SNIPPIFICATION of gripes I'm doing today's list. 1) Uses 'Tres' too often. 2) Keeps forgetting I'm his replacement not his sidekick 3) Can't remember the Kevins of Hollywood 4) Has a fetish for all the (...) (20 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Post name punctuation
 
(...) Who is that? Have we seen him or her around here? Not anyone I recognise... of course everyone knows Dave! ++Lar (20 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Post name punctuation
 
I have been thinking of post-punctuating my message signiture as does Lar++ and Dave!. Any suggestions? Lester<TBD> (20 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Let's just hope that he doesn't object to the initiation of farce;-) May It be with you always, JOHN (20 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) I couldn't remember from my last geoscience class sometime before the Holocene Epoch. Anyway, we can say it's a concession to Larry's sensibilities; I know that he objects to the initiation of force, but I've never heard him object to the (...) (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) And the beat goes on... (...) Sheesh. I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes. Thanks God for Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en (...) (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
Woah... I can't wait for this thread to grow so huge it gets automatically suppressed. That will happen you know, eventually. He tends to give us a lot of fodder for it :-P Legoswami (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Today's Top Ten gripes. Larry... 10. Has made his recent LUGNET posts invisible to searches 9. Lives La Vida Loca 8. Makes an unpalatable Prestone martini 7. Didn’t scrape the ice off my windshield this morning 6. Professes to have found two (...) (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: wanted: water fall ideas.......please
 
(...) That sounds horrible, like a more disgusting version of the gunk showers they are so fond of on childrens TV! Tim (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: What if.....
 
(...) Forgot to mention this the first time.... That's right J2, I'm saying make it go to 11. (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.trains, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Oh, baby, this is an idea whose time has come! I for one would love a daily TT list of gripes with Larry! :-D I hope the moderator for this group wouldn't mind. I wonder who it is.... Hmm, checking front page.... D'oh! ;-) JOHN (20 years ago, 7-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Today's Top Ten gripes. Larry... 10. Refuses to commit to “paper” or “plastic” 9. Is closer than he appears 8. Spends a lot of time with his elbow in his ear 7. Reveals “spoilers” for films that everyone has already seen 6. Is absolutely (...) (20 years ago, 7-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Maybe the crazy get-ups would help...... (Picures ++lar in black astride a naval gun) Wait, no maybe not..... ROSCO (20 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Oh, there are others. For example, he: 10. Often sneaks 13 items through the 12-item express lane 9. Never empties the pencil sharpener's shavings-reservoir 8. Maintains a secret recipe for oatmeal cookies 7. Has an original poster from the (...) (20 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Even after being coached on how to pronounce it, news reporters can have a (URL) time> with it. Obviously he needs to change it to "Smith" or go the other route and get rid of it completely. "Lar" No more is needed. Like "Cher" except without (...) (20 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
 
  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Not knowing what "Bogarted" means is number 9 on my "How I know I'm not un-hip anymore" Top Ten list. (...) That can be forgiven, because of his secret infatuation with Carol. (...) Or "Orange"! Waitaminute.... Oar... Orange...eureka! (...) (...) (20 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)


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