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Re: Pile-On
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Fri, 4 Mar 2005 16:56:06 GMT
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In lugnet.admin.general, Dave Schuler wrote:
   Since we’re airing our grievances, here are

My Top Ten Gripes About Larry Pieniazek

10. Bogarted the nachos

Not knowing what “Bogarted” means is number 9 on my “How I know I’m not un-hip anymore” Top Ten list.

   9. Constantly showcases his exhaustive knowledge of “Growing Pains” trivia

That can be forgiven, because of his secret infatuation with Carol.

   8. Can’t seem to come up with an English word rhyming with “month”

Or “Orange”! Waitaminute.... Oar... Orange...eureka!

   7. May or may not have hacked into Paris Hilton’s PDA

Paris Hilton. Is America great or what!

   6. Refuses to admit that I’m always right

He is a stickler for the Truth™, you know...

   5. Can’t jitterbug worth a fig

Concede that one.

   4. Stonewalls all proposals for a lugnet.announce.schuler-is-great newsgroup

I prefer Payless myself...

   3. Won’t even try the beluga

It’s his caviar attitude about it that rubs me.

   2. Surname can’t be pronounced by anyone who hasn’t heard it spoken

Conceded.

   1. Mysteriously enjoyed the film “Bicentennial Man”

Been there, done that already with Data.


I should make a Top-Ten myself, but first I must seek advice-- how did you ever find it possible to limit yourself to only listing 10? :-)

JOHN



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(...) Oh, there are others. For example, he: 10. Often sneaks 13 items through the 12-item express lane 9. Never empties the pencil sharpener's shavings-reservoir 8. Maintains a secret recipe for oatmeal cookies 7. Has an original poster from the (...) (19 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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  Pile-On
 
Since we're airing our grievances, here are My Top Ten Gripes About Larry Pieniazek 10. Bogarted the nachos 9. Constantly showcases his exhaustive knowledge of “Growing Pains” trivia 8. Can’t seem to come up with an English word rhyming with “month” (...) (19 years ago, 4-Mar-05, to lugnet.admin.general)

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