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Re: Pile-On
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Tue, 8 Mar 2005 16:09:46 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
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> > The list goes on...
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> Today's Top Ten gripes.
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> Larry...
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> 10. Refuses to commit to “paper” or “plastic”
> 9. Is closer than he appears
> 8. Spends a lot of time with his elbow in his ear
> 7. Reveals “spoilers” for films that everyone has already seen
> 6. Is absolutely militant about FIFO concerning the refrigerator
> 5. Makes excessive use of the “scroll lock” key
> 4. Doesn’t accept Canadian currency for debts public or private
> 3. Uses that rare 15-gauge wire in his home wiring projects
> 2. Routinely threatens to show his 3 “below-the-neck” piercings
> 1. Is hording tons and tons of MegaBloks
Today's Top Ten gripes.
Larry...
10. Has made his recent LUGNET posts invisible to searches
9. Lives La Vida Loca
8. Makes an unpalatable Prestone martini
7. Didn’t scrape the ice off my windshield this morning
6. Professes to have found two identical snowflakes
5. Keeps a block of deer salt in his basement
4. Took a hunnerd dollars offa Slaughterhouse Joe
3. Parts his hair laterally across the top of his pate
2. Is not reliably subject to the Coriolis effect
1. Observes the Julian calendar on weekends
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| Woah... I can't wait for this thread to grow so huge it gets automatically suppressed. That will happen you know, eventually. He tends to give us a lot of fodder for it :-P Legoswami (19 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: Pile-On
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| (...) And the beat goes on... (...) Sheesh. I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes. Thanks God for Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en (...) (19 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
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| In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote: SNIPPIFICATION of gripes I'm doing today's list. 1) Uses 'Tres' too often. 2) Keeps forgetting I'm his replacement not his sidekick 3) Can't remember the Kevins of Hollywood 4) Has a fetish for all the (...) (19 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Today's Top Ten gripes. Larry... 10. Refuses to commit to “paper” or “plastic” 9. Is closer than he appears 8. Spends a lot of time with his elbow in his ear 7. Reveals “spoilers” for films that everyone has already seen 6. Is absolutely (...) (19 years ago, 7-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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