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Re: Pile-On
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Date: 
Tue, 8 Mar 2005 18:56:13 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, John Neal wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:

Today's Top Ten gripes.

And the beat goes on...

Larry...

10. Has made his recent LUGNET posts invisible to searches
9.  Lives La Vida Loca
8.  Makes an unpalatable Prestone martini
7.  Didn’t scrape the ice off my windshield this morning
6.  Professes to have found two identical snowflakes
5.  Keeps a block of deer salt in his basement
4.  Took a hunnerd dollars offa Slaughterhouse Joe
3.  Parts his hair laterally across the top of his pate
2.  Is not reliably subject to the Coriolis effect

Sheesh.  I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily
TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes.  Thanks God for
Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en vogue
meteorologists prefer "force":-)

I couldn't remember from my last geoscience class sometime before the Holocene
Epoch.

Anyway, we can say it's a concession to Larry's sensibilities; I know that he
objects to the initiation of force, but I've never heard him object to the
initiation of effect.

1.  Observes the Julian calendar on weekends

I suspected as much!

You are the bomb, Dave!

Ah, thank you thank you.

Dave!



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  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Let's just hope that he doesn't object to the initiation of farce;-) May It be with you always, JOHN (20 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) And the beat goes on... (...) Sheesh. I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes. Thanks God for Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en (...) (20 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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