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Re: Pile-On
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Tue, 8 Mar 2005 18:56:13 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, John Neal wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
> 
> > Today's Top Ten gripes.
> 
> And the beat goes on...
> 
> > Larry...
> > 
> > 10. Has made his recent LUGNET posts invisible to searches
> > 9.  Lives La Vida Loca
> > 8.  Makes an unpalatable Prestone martini
> > 7.  Didn’t scrape the ice off my windshield this morning
> > 6.  Professes to have found two identical snowflakes
> > 5.  Keeps a block of deer salt in his basement
> > 4.  Took a hunnerd dollars offa Slaughterhouse Joe
> > 3.  Parts his hair laterally across the top of his pate
> > 2.  Is not reliably subject to the Coriolis effect
> 
> Sheesh.  I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily
> TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes.  Thanks God for
> Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en vogue
> meteorologists prefer "force":-)

I couldn't remember from my last geoscience class sometime before the Holocene
Epoch.

Anyway, we can say it's a concession to Larry's sensibilities; I know that he
objects to the initiation of force, but I've never heard him object to the
initiation of effect.

> > 1.  Observes the Julian calendar on weekends
> 
> I suspected as much!
> 
> You are the bomb, Dave!

Ah, thank you thank you.

Dave!



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  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) Let's just hope that he doesn't object to the initiation of farce;-) May It be with you always, JOHN (22 years ago, 9-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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  Re: Pile-On
 
(...) And the beat goes on... (...) Sheesh. I didn't realize that when I said it would be cool to have a daily TT that it would involve research to "get" these jokes. Thanks God for Google;-) BTW, everyone is all down on calling it "effect"; en (...) (22 years ago, 8-Mar-05, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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