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Hmph. He's not so poor... his privy has a flag. I used to DREAM of having a privy with a flag. ~Mark "Privy Has No Flag" Sandlin P.S. Nicely Done. ;^) (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.castle)
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(...) Hurumph! At least YOU had a privy! Now we, we only had a splintery board wid' a hole gouged through it, balanced over a trench! We would have sold our left arms for a privy! Matt (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.castle)
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(...) A board? You had a *board*? I used to dream about a splintery board. All we had was a nasty trench, with our selves balanced over it. Steve (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) You had a trench? All we had was the board. Dave! (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Bah, you all got off easy. When we needed to go, we had to dig the trench first *and* we didn't have a shovel. And that's nothing compared to what my dad says he had to do. ;) James (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Oh, YOU had it EEEEEASY! Well, when I said "Privy" I only meant it was a privy to US. We used to DREAM of having a splintery board, OR a trench. WE had to swim down to the bottom of the lake to do our business, get up at 1am, three hours (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Oh fine! Use up all the rest of the jokes in one post why don't you! You are SO selfish! X?P Matt (who was guessing that this joke would go this far...LUGNET posters ROCK! LOL!) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Naughty Pine? Luxury! Tha' at least 'ad a 'ole innit! We were strapped to poisoned bamboo spikes an' slashed with a two-foot bolo knife until we eliminated, which was screaming agony in'i'self consi'ering we wuz force-fed glass shards wi' (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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Congratulations, you win the GROSS contest. ~Mark "EWWWWWW" Sandlin (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) GAH! Tell me about it. Talk about shades of my mother, telling me when I was a kid "it's all fun and games until somebody goes too far...". Matt (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Well, I didn't say where the board was, did I? (...) Leaving him with a semicolon, of course. Dave! (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Hey hey! No half-assed remarks. Bruce (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Butt that was always the whole idea! Bruce (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) I'm sorry Bruce, I don't feel you should stand behind your remarks. Anusway, relegating our fun posts to the toilet as you did, really makes me flushed. Really, there just isn't place here for your potty-mouth. Perhaps you should just butt (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Didn't you mean the HOLE idea? (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) That weren't no wind... nick (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That was my first thought too, but maybe that's the TP - tear a little off on your way in perhaps. John #388 (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.castle)
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(...) DEATH BY PUN! Ouch! Oh, by the way... I think this one-upmanship is disgusting. I mean, it's just a nice little loo. Back in my day, we didn't have an fancy toilets, we had to HOLD it! We would sit and complain about how we could never get rid (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I don't know if it's wrong per se., but you seem to be grinding the gears of comedy with all your shifting! Matt (23 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) This toilet humor is really piddleful. I just hope everything comes out all right. Rob McMurray (23 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Could you repeat that? Some of your post got lost in transmission. Dave! (23 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) From the "Fact-is-Grosser-than-Fiction File": If my Mom is to be believed (and that's debatable as she fibs a lot---she used to say I was "gifted"), she didn't have toilet paper growing up. Instead they had old copies of the Sears-Roebuck (...) (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) DIBBS ON THE TOY SECTION! Matt (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) I just wish it would die-a-rea-lly awful death... ROSCO (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Ross Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:GFBFzp.11G@lugnet.com... (...) You know, no one assed you to comment, but since you did, I'm ROFLMAO. :-D -Tim (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yup, you knew it was time to order a new catalog when you were down to the slick pages.... Bruce (oh wait, I already won the gross contest...) (23 years ago, 22-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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