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Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
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Date: 
Thu, 1 Feb 2001 16:50:36 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Mark Sandlin writes:
Dave Schuler at orrex@excite.com wrote:

In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Mark Sandlin writes:
Tim Courtney at tim@zacktron.com wrote:

In lugnet.off-topic.debate, David Eaton writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Dave Schuler writes:
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/01/31/chicken.finger.gun.ap/index.html

I blame Perdue.

I think you're too chicken to blame the school system. (now don't get saucy
with me) ;)

Oh, Tim. That was fowl.

It's fine to joke about it, but you're ignoring the serious possibility
that the teacher might have wound up with a poulet lodged in her brain.

Now this is egg-sactly the kind of reactionary idea we need to avoid.

  You mean ovoid.

   Dave!



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  Re: Keeping Our Schools Safe
 
(...) Man this stuff is lay-m. None of these puns are anything to crow about, actually. Still, when it's time to pun, it's time to pun. OK, then: Last one to make a bad pun is a rotten egg. ++Lar (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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(...) Now this is egg-sactly the kind of reactionary idea we need to avoid. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (23 years ago, 1-Feb-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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