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(...) I still remember an advertising campaign put on by Schlitz: "Look out for the Bull!" A couple of guys would crack open a Schlitz malt liquor, and suddenly a bucking bull would come crashing into the room, destroying everything-- good times for (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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Many years ago there was a famous baseball pitcher named Milt Famey. His career was brilliant, but in his last years his abilities decreased. Becoming depressed, he started drinking a lot of beer, both on and off the field. In his last year in the (...) (24 years ago, 29-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Temple of Shan-Ta-Ree
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(...) Argh. lighting... canned... Argh. (24 years ago, 25-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Hu llit hinki tsal lweta ndsmel lsli kesh ip! ;- D (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Afi shyo ne! RO SCO (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Aww hatkin dofap unchli neist hat? ?? -Joh nne al (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) ARRR! Noah was a pirate? Must have been lonely, being the only ship left on Earth and all. ;) Also: Carp ark? Oi. Or, perhaps, "groan." best LFB (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the guv'". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time (...) (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well of course that's how it had to turn out - she was ready to get serious. Before she lost the eye, it was all just fun and games. James (still have to get you a copy of Calahan's) (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) John's right, Ross. That one wasn't as corneas some of yeux others! ;-) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That was out of sight, Ross. Iris all your jokes were so pupilated with humor. -John (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down. "Is this yours?" he (...) (24 years ago, 14-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) <a la Mike as Wayne> Good one! -John (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Gee Bruce, don't you know by now that pointillism belongs in another group? I really don't have time to be canvassing groups looking for those who paint with too broad a brush. Maggie FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Id is a shame I'm afreud that the wake of this trauma is couched in suggestive language. -John (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ross, That one is dome. But overall, you keep covering big top-ics. I bet you are really pup-ular and have a lot of people in your camp. The only way to find out for sure is to canvas your area with a pole. Jude (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. (...) (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Groan!! But good. -- Thanx~ Nicole (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:GyJM6G.LBy@lugnet.com... (...) in (...) more (...) planned (...) in (...) America. (...) and (...) way (...) was (...) and (...) Ranch. (...) of (...) as (...) (24 years ago, 1-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Sam, Stear, Spike, and Sean Cleer were brothers who owned a dude ranch, called the 4-S Ranch, in the Canadian Rockies. Their business was staying in the black but barely. One day, a family discussion led to how they might improve and attract more (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Don't be Russian to judgment, Tim; I know I'm a Spain in the butt, but Greece, give me a break so I can Finnish, Kenya? BTW beware of beagles in bubblewrap coming your way... -John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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