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Re: Groan of the week #15
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Mon, 15 Jul 2002 15:25:37 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand
> out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He
> looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down.
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> "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the
> man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a
> drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said,
> "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?" He
> readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening
> was drawing to a close the girl said, "I have had a marvelous evening, would
> you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like
> this with every man you meet?"
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> "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye!"
Well of course that's how it had to turn out - she was ready to get serious.
Before she lost the eye, it was all just fun and games.
James
(still have to get you a copy of Calahan's)
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| A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down. "Is this yours?" he (...) (22 years ago, 14-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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