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Groan of the week #16
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Tue, 23 Jul 2002 02:53:15 GMT
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I want you to
make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after
all you're the guv'".
But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just
a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I
fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"..... Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want
you to fill it up with fish" God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to
wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you
want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end
of his tether
"Dunno" says God...
"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
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Message has 2 Replies:
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| (...) ARRR! Noah was a pirate? Must have been lonely, being the only ship left on Earth and all. ;) Also: Carp ark? Oi. Or, perhaps, "groan." best LFB (22 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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