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  Re: Survey...
 
(...) <zot> <smoke clears> Mortals, your offerings are held in high esteem. I still have the lovely offering John gave me (AND the jewelry case it was presented in) and the offering from Gary is one of my most highly prized possessions. Do not be (...) (26 years ago, 16-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: CHEWIE & C-3PO REVEALED!!!
 
(...) I wonder if he'll be made of "ghost"-consistency material...he really *will* be Chewy Chewie then! (...) Ted Nugent probably centers in the woods. He's a meditative sort. As for the creaminess of Zen, best to look to a more spiritually adept (...) (26 years ago, 16-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) It's probably a chewed brick (perhaps even the same one). best Lindsay (26 years ago, 16-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Attention Mr. Brad Justice!!!!!
 
(...) I wonder how ol' Buford T. Justice is doing these days...(Probably not well, considering he was played by Jackie Gleason.) best LFB (26 years ago, 16-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
Warning, that's my acolyte talking. He's a good acolyte but not necessarily reliable. To whoever asked, acolytes are above altar boys. But you have to have an altar to have altar boys. Don't have an altar, so no altar boys. 8wide cryptically (...) (26 years ago, 15-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: CHEWIE & C-3PO REVEALED!!!
 
(...) Mmmm... Creamy Nuget Centering!! :) Jeff "You can't be a hero hiding underneath your bed" (URL) That was a favorite quote of mine after blasting Imps with the Rocket Launcher in Doom... :) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Fun new Elements and more disk space!
 
I could always use more disk space, but I wonder just how fun ununnilium, unununium, and ununbium would be. I mean sure, their geek value is unmatched, but plutonium is still a bigger bang at physicists' parties... Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Exactly what it says. I can't be less cryptic; you must have faith;-) -John (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) to. (...) I didn't mean only by you, but by all Larritanians. (...) I'd like to lay my hands on such a box... I wouldn't even think of auctioning those off (though, to think of all the maiden's carts and Gaurded inn's I could buy with that... (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Thousands of metroliners?? Even in my grandest fantasies, that is a bit much. Thousands of dollars worth of metroliners? That I can do. I packed a box that I toted up as worth close to 2000 at market value, it had 3 metroliners and 3 airport (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Attention Mr. Brad Justice!!!!!
 
(...) Well, that's justice for ya... :) Jeff "You can't be a hero hiding underneath your bed" (URL) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Or in other words: why's cracker = Shiri The misspelling was intended... I, as Larry, never make misteaks. Er, almost ever. (...) 8 is a binary number, for people who can only think of two things at once. 6 is a repetitive number (1), for (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Ooh, maybe *I* should study English more:-p It made *my* day:-) -John (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Shiri- I know you are a ESLer and I applaud you so I had to bring to your attention a couple of spelling errors that made day:-) Why's cracker = wisecracker, and why's person = wise person;-D Special note: Larry may have followers called (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Survey...
 
(...) Of course he doesn't. It would be sacrilege to say otherwise, and wise not to. A Why's cracker might say that Larry is not the God of Trains, but a why's person would not say a word against him (unless he wants to be run down by thousands of (...) (26 years ago, 14-Feb-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Mistaken ID
 
(...) out (...) Only an acolyte after so long? Hasn't John made it past altarboy yet? I hear he bears those Texas Instruments very well during services and leads singing like a National Semiconductor. -Tom McD. when replying, there's no truth the (...) (26 years ago, 8-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Mistaken ID
 
(...) To zing, one must: - be funny - clearly insult the subject of the zing. Fair child, that post to pun failed on both counts. Large Scale Integration of the content did not show me any humor and Micron level scanning didn't help me see if you (...) (26 years ago, 6-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: ------( Welcome to lugnet.build.minifigs )------
 
(...) Well, go out on a limb and head on over there, then. Dis member ain't going to, though. (26 years ago, 6-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The disappearing act
 
(...) LOL! I promise to take good care of her and not let her outta my site! (errr, sight :-) -Shiri (URL) (26 years ago, 6-Feb-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Mistaken ID
 
The below post is clearly in the wrong group, I counted at least 3 bad puns in it. AND... no good ones. (...) Larry Pieniazek - larryp@novera.com - (URL) Mercator, the e-business transformation company fund Lugnet(tm): (URL) ref: lar, 1/2 $$ to (...) (26 years ago, 5-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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