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  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
;-) Ummm....thanks ..guys.....Although I haven't got an answer to my original question at least I know the answer to another question. Q: Which two people should you NOT consult when asking a perfectly decent question.... A: Sproaty and McSpamboy (...) (27 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) They also usually conferred two or three strains of body lice, but you'll never see *THAT* in a history book... :-, (...) This raises an interesting point concerning the infamous Lost Executives of Denverness. According to ancient Denver (...) (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Sugar cookies with LEGO sets at Wal*Mart (was: Cookies ?)
 
(...) Is this some kind of sick and twisted pun? :-) Well, it was a wicked good pun anyway. (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.loc.ca, lugnet.promo, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) [Footnote to 1: Gilliganium (cf. "luckstone") will, however, restore Bob Denver's powers. Found in small amounts in ancient lava floes indigenous to volcanoes of the South Pacific (cf. the Pacific Ring of Fire), the compound generates negative (...) (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) No, sorry... Denverite is the powerful substance which will repel the superhero known as Bob Denver. Denverite is a rocky substance, noted for its utter lack of wit and charm. Denverite was created when the planet Denver (see "Person from (...) (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
Ryan Smith <kyblue2@zoomnet.net> wrote in message news:FIp3In.JF2@lugnet.com... (...) probably a (...) You should have tried www.Denver.com Looks like it could have been useful. BTW what are people living in Denver called? 1) Denverite 2) (...) (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) Those werent' very helpful since I know most of what you posted and probably a little bit more. (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
Ryan Smith <kyblue2@zoomnet.net> wrote in message news:FInCKH.HKp@lugnet.com... (...) I'm (...) need to (...) places I (...) skiing (...) know (...) I know this is a million years too late but here goes Ten Things I know about Denver: 1) It starts (...) (27 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) Ignore this I just finished it on what little I know about Denver. (27 years ago, 26-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Anybody live in Denver?
 
I'm not sure where to post this but it seems liek it should go here so I'm posting it here. I'm doing a report for my world geography class and I need to make it go from where I live to the Pacific ocean and tell about the places I go and the (...) (27 years ago, 26-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: dumb laws
 
(...) Well, *I* heard, "Surgeons do it with knots." Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: dumb laws
 
(...) Well, you know what they say, "Surgeons do it....with patience/patients -John (...) (27 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  t7po auto-pounce (was Re: Fair Auction? (Was Re: Honest Capitalism)
 
(...) c /hansomer/handsomer/ I was NOT alleging that some of us look more like a horse drawn carriage than others do. followups to .pun (27 years ago, 13-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
Must bee grate knot having two ewes spell checker-- Eye knead too sew that is why aye never heir oars. -John (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
(...) I donn't mak misstakes eether. Dvae Eaton (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
(...) Fragen Sie mich oder sich? {:^D -Johann (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
(...) Hilfe means help, so is it some sort of bad pun alluding to instructions being a way for bricks to get their act together again? (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An evening with Larry Pieniazek.
 
Larry Pieniazek wrote: <snip> (...) A steak, a stake, or a reputation? -John (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Scan site is moving!
 
What's "Bricks helf"? Is that supposed to be German? (...) (27 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An aside on the "Plagiarism" thread...
 
(...) I was thinking it'd be more like BURPies simplex. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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