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Re: Anybody live in Denver?
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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 03:04:07 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Sanjay D'Souza writes:
> BTW what are people living in Denver called?
> 1) Denverite
No, sorry... Denverite is the powerful substance which will repel the
superhero known as Bob Denver. Denverite is a rocky substance, noted for its
utter lack of wit and charm. Denverite was created when the planet Denver
(see "Person from Denver") drifted too close to its sun and exploded,
scattering little pieces of itself all over the cosmos. Some of these chunks
of rock eventually ended up crashing through our atmosphere and, unable to
fill any natural human need, getting jobs as "World's Funniest" and "World's
Scariest" FOX Network TV show hosts.
> 2) Denverdian
This is the geological period between the Neoinfusium and the Posttrilithium
geologic periods. Rocks excavated from this layer are sometimes confused as
Denverite, much to the dismay of supervillians who purchase it in order to
stop the superhero, Bob Denver.
> 3) Denverlander
The surname of a respected Norwegian ectocardiologist. See also:
"Denverlander, Ned".
> 4) Person from Denver
A person who escaped the tragic destruction of the planet Denver. You can
always tell a Person from Denver by the color of their boxer shorts. See
also: "Denverite".
> 5) Denver Bronco
A rare but highly unstable form of extraterrestrial life originating from the
planet Denver. Is noted for its incredibly dry wit; an escaped flock of
Denver Broncos has had millions of people fooled into mistaking them for a
professional sports team.
> 6) Denvernoid
Annoyed, unemployed noid with a void for a groid. Avoid the Denvernoid.
'Nuff said.
Cheers,
- jsproat
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| (...) [Footnote to 1: Gilliganium (cf. "luckstone") will, however, restore Bob Denver's powers. Found in small amounts in ancient lava floes indigenous to volcanoes of the South Pacific (cf. the Pacific Ring of Fire), the compound generates negative (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| Ryan Smith <kyblue2@zoomnet.net> wrote in message news:FIp3In.JF2@lugnet.com... (...) probably a (...) You should have tried www.Denver.com Looks like it could have been useful. BTW what are people living in Denver called? 1) Denverite 2) (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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