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| (...) With an off-the-cuff remark like that, you're a shoe-in for lugnet.potd. Have you been belting out puns for a long time or are you an early bloomer? (...) Just sleeve me alone. Next thing you know, you'll be branding me a name- collar. -Tom (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Hemmm... Sounds like you'd just re-dress the issue. But it's okay if you have it all covered. Just don't let it slip. That would really sock. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Couldn't it also be said "type faster than you think"? :) "I'll have the Skirt Steak." That way I can skirt the misteak entirely ;) -Tom McD. when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) You're such a ham! Don't get me wrong, I don't have a cow with you, but those puns were rather cheesy. I'd steak my next meal on it. From the Udderly Confused Sir Loin of Steak, er, Jeff :) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I screwed up slightly here. The passage should read: Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "What is Misteak?" Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I think I came unglued at that remark... that's what you do with beaten dead horses, right? ...or was that ravioli? --Mike. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) So say the pun pundits. And those with a punerial disease. -Tom McD. when replying, don't use spamcake for a pun cushion. (27 years ago, 26-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| John Neal wrote in message <372EF4EB.6BA641FA@u...st.net>... (...) Hey this is a family newsserver here, no waving those winkies about now. Frank (27 years ago, 20-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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