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(...) Roy shook his head, and replied: That isn't mine, must be some other feline. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Mine too, Dave! If you didn't get it you might miss a variation, Like the one from the movie[1] with the Transylvania Station! Maggie C. [1] one of my favorites-- is this too obscure an allusion? (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nuts to that! I got it, Ed. That's an oldie but a goodie (and a longtime favorite of mine!) Dave! (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) elaborate (...) shoes. (...) Dale (...) Um, might that work better if it were written: Hey, Roy, did you catch that cat that chewed your new shoes. -Mike Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Fed UP with the Ex S work. ;-) (...) (URL) Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's a pretty hare-brained thing to say. A true gourmet would hop at the chance to try this! (...) That's quite a compliment! Thanks Adrian -- www.brickfrenzy.com (24 years ago, 26-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.build.sculpture)
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Two men are flying in a light aircaft over the deserts of Saudi Arabia when they lose control and it crashes. They both survive and start walking through the desert trying to find civilisation. After 3 days they're on their hands and knees near (...) (24 years ago, 23-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Once there was an eccentric Italian monarch who insisted on eating his breakfast on a tablecloth of the map of Italy. he was emphatic that each dish was put in exactly the same place every time. He was the pickiest about having his Eggs Bennedict (...) (24 years ago, 21-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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