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Re: Old Groan
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Mon, 28 Oct 2002 21:25:19 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ed Jones writes:
> Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One
> morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new
> shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an • elaborate
> trap for the mountain lion, determined to catch the lion in the act. After
> several weeks, he had not caught the lion but the lion had destroyed his • shoes.
> So, Roy and Dale set off to buy a new pair. As they rode into the sunset, • Dale
> caught sight of the mountain lion out of the corner of her eye and said:
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> Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes.
Um, might that work better if it were written:
Hey, Roy, did you catch that cat that chewed your new shoes.
-Mike Petrucelli
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| (...) Nuts to that! I got it, Ed. That's an oldie but a goodie (and a longtime favorite of mine!) Dave! (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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