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Re: Old Groan
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Tue, 29 Oct 2002 05:33:25 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ed Jones writes:
> Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One
> morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new
> shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate
> trap for the mountain lion, determined to catch the lion in the act. After
> several weeks, he had not caught the lion but the lion had destroyed his shoes.
> So, Roy and Dale set off to buy a new pair. As they rode into the sunset, Dale
> caught sight of the mountain lion out of the corner of her eye and said:
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> Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes.
Roy shook his head, and replied:
That isn't mine, must be some other feline.
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| Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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