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Re: Try to think of the glass as half full. (was: Re: Indiana Jones extends his vacation)
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lugnet.off-topic.geek
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Sat, 24 Jul 2004 23:09:40 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.geek, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
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In lugnet.off-topic.geek, Lindsay Frederick Braun wrote:
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In lugnet.off-topic.geek, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
“Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth.” I mean, how perfect would *that*
be?
helpfully,
LFB
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Evil Zani Cultural Anthropologist Baron Bruz von Schlieckberndt: “Herr Jones!
You shall nhot drink from this fountain! I vill plug you vith this
cool-looking Luger ihf you try!”
Indiana Jones: sotto voce “Zanis! I hate these guys. (aloud) And why not?
I found the map of Ponce de Leon, learned how to fold it to reveal the secret
message, hold it up to mirror but only on the Ides of March, and decipher the
alternating lines of ancient Arawak that give the clues to get past the
Deathtrap Equalizer maze, not to mention all that cereal I had to eat to get
the boxtops so that I could send to Frostbite Falls and get the Magic Arawak
Decoder Ring. All you did is follow in my wake.”
Baron Bruz: “You drank from the Holy Grail! You iz immortal already! You
Amerikaners are sooooooooooo greedy! All I vant iz a sip. C’mon - I have to
flush a kidney stone out and I hoff to drink a lot of vasser. Every little
bit helps.”
Indiana Jones: “This water belongs in a bottle in a museum!”
Baron Bruz: “I guess I vill chust haff to shoot you.”
Sounds of conflict and mounting special effects budgets ensues...
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Bruce & Lindsay,
Thanks much for this great laugh on a dreary afternoon. :-D
-Andrew
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