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  Doh! Was Re: boulders on shoulders
 
(...) The semester after I got my M.A. in English our comp exams were made available for everyone to view (no names!). As I looked through them I noticed one professor wrote "Duh!"(1) in the margin to comment on what someone had written (no, it (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Now: women and tools!
 
(...) Me too. So where do you obtain these adjustable wenches? :-) Jason J Railton (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Platypus Ornithorhynchus anatinus (was: building big)
 
(...) I've always been curious why folks pluralise platypus that way. The plural is accepted to be "platypuses" in most English dictionaries, but if you work from the Greek the plural is something else, because the "-us" is part of the word's base (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Building big
 
(...) Couldn't take it huh, Jon? Believe me I understand since I let loose on him last week after the "What's your problem Larry?" post. I feel bad about that now because after reading some of the stuff that's been written today I've come to the (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  "If I was given more Legos (sic)..."
 
In lugnet.space, Jesse Alan Long writes: (snipped a fascinating dissertation on the mistakes others make in designing their spaceships) (...) (snipped some more) ...And if I was given more LEGO bricks I could build myself a whole house out of them (...) (23 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Carrots have cobs?? ;] KDJ (banana-nut loaf) ___...___ LUGNETer #203, Windsor, Ontario, Canada (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) In terms of one common context, yes. In the context of this thread? ;) Or in other words, were there two people, or three in that billboard? James (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Haha! That's a great one - but I think they knew *exactly* what they were saying. Bruce (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Yikes! There isn't anything subtle about that billboard is there? Hehe. =) ~Nathan (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Ewwwwww........ (...) pork...but not in that way...aw, forget it!) BTW, this whole thread is now lent a *tiny* bit of realism, if you notice the following things: 1) Yes, the word pork takes on many different meanings when seen on the (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Which of course begs the question.... ;) (...) There was a billboard campaign in Saskatchewan for a while that got lots of laughs from people who read any of several other meanings into it. It showed a generic "ad-guy" with his generic (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Sorry Maggie! Just a rich little thread, seasoned generously with ideas from the comedy stylings of Monty Python and lightly toasted in the glow of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, then poached to sublime perfection. Served with your (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
Well, THIS thread will drive me to vegetarianism if nothing else will Maggie C. (who will not, however, give up her collection of leather goods) (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Because we don't taste like chicken. Human flesh is refered to as "long-pig". Enjoy your pork. :-) Bruce (the other OTHER white meat, Mesquite slow-smoked) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Ya know, that's exactly the first thing I wondered. I mean, if he didn't *know* what human meat tasted like, wouldn't he have said "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."? ;) James (pressure-cooked until tender, and soaked in a sweet & sour pineapple (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Anyone know where I can invest in a super-dooper king sized version of the George Foreman Grill? Adrian (marinated in one of Mr. Yoshida's Unique and Exciting sauces, served with a side of steamed bok choi those cute little baby carrot cobs) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Experience. He was a politician - they enjoy devouring their opponents. Bruce (marinated in sweet-and-sour sauce and flame broiled) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Ummm...and just HOW did he know that? 8?) Matt (Seared a golden brown and smothered in grilled onions and mushrooms) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Famous explorer Ferdinand Feghoot and his son landed on one of the Hawaiian islands in the pacific. The natives threw a feast in his honor. It was beautiful under the setting tropical sun, the gentle surf, the dancing girls. Picking through (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) HEY! *Those* parts are considered a DELICACY! LOL! Matt (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)


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