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Re: Self-made diet
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Tue, 19 Jun 2001 16:52:04 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Dave Schuler writes:
> In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
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> > Idunno, faced with the prospect of eating my wife's cooking or learning to
> > cook myself, I chose the latter.
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> Mmmm.... Culinary auto-cannibalism!
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> Dave!
Famous explorer Ferdinand Feghoot and his son landed on one of the Hawaiian
islands in the pacific. The natives threw a feast in his honor. It was
beautiful under the setting tropical sun, the gentle surf, the dancing
girls. Picking through the unfamiliar delicacies, Ferdinand's son took a
bite of meat, munched briefly, then spat it out.
"This is the flesh of a human being!"
Ferdinand shushed his son and said, "One man's meat is another man's Poi, son."
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Don't fret, I kill myself humanly before cooking myself. You needn't feel
any guilt.
Bruce in a Bernaise Sauce
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| (...) Ummm...and just HOW did he know that? 8?) Matt (Seared a golden brown and smothered in grilled onions and mushrooms) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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