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Re: Self-made diet
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Tue, 19 Jun 2001 16:56:41 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
Famous explorer Ferdinand Feghoot and his son landed on one of the Hawaiian
islands in the pacific.  The natives threw a feast in his honor.  It was
beautiful under the setting tropical sun, the gentle surf, the dancing
girls.  Picking through the unfamiliar delicacies, Ferdinand's son took a
bite of meat, munched briefly, then spat it out.

"This is the flesh of a human being!"

Ferdinand shushed his son and said, "One man's meat is another man's Poi, son."

Ummm...and just HOW did he know that? 8?)

Matt (Seared a golden brown and smothered in grilled onions and mushrooms)



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  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Experience. He was a politician - they enjoy devouring their opponents. Bruce (marinated in sweet-and-sour sauce and flame broiled) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Self-made diet
 
(...) Ya know, that's exactly the first thing I wondered. I mean, if he didn't *know* what human meat tasted like, wouldn't he have said "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."? ;) James (pressure-cooked until tender, and soaked in a sweet & sour pineapple (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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(...) Famous explorer Ferdinand Feghoot and his son landed on one of the Hawaiian islands in the pacific. The natives threw a feast in his honor. It was beautiful under the setting tropical sun, the gentle surf, the dancing girls. Picking through (...) (23 years ago, 19-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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