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Re: The Americans are gonna destroy the Earth!!
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Tue, 12 Oct 1999 06:36:26 GMT
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Are the Americans gonna destroy the Earth?

Heavens, no.  How silly.

Now go back to sleep.  Want a Big Mac?


I wonder:  if the collision of two elementary charged particles generates a
huge amount of energy within a tiny space, what would happen if someone just
happened to be sitting in the collision chamber at the instant of collision?

- Would he or she instantiate a new and sentient parallel universe,
irrationally bent upon building an accelerator which could collide spamcake
particles?

I don't know.  I feel like a strangelet already.

- Would they go out in a shower of sparks and huge bouts of flame?

Depending on the day, I already do.

- Would the intense electrical and magnetic fields simply kill them first?

Heavens, that would make life difficult.

- Could this be used as a murder weapon in an Asimov-esque mystery?  "There's
nothing here but this tiny pile of highly-charged dark matter, Sarge."  "Yes
but what's this...?  It has an autographed photo of Hari Seldon and a smudge
of lipstick on its collar!"

It kind of gives "tall, dark, and handsome" a new meaning.

Strange quarks are cool.

And strange quirks are called "undocumented features".  :-P

Or possibly "character," the sort that's built by being set on fire, etc.

LFB.



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