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Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
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Sat, 3 Oct 1998 05:24:54 GMT
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On Fri, 2 Oct 1998 20:56:03 GMT, Tom McDonald
<rocketman@familyradio.com> wrote:

Jesus then teed off and the ball went further, and it too headed for the pond,
but instead of landing in the water, the ball hovered above it. He then walked
over onto the water, and smartly tapped the ball, sending it up on the green a
bit further than Moses' ball.

That would count as a second stroke, right?  I mean, it came to a stop
and hovered on the water, right?


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  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lu...et.com>... (...) pond, (...) walked (...) green a (...) That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were playing golf one day. Moses put his ball down on the tee and gave it a good whack straight ahead. But after a few bounces it headed for the water trap. Moses then lifted up his golf club and lo, the pond (...) (26 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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