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Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
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Sat, 3 Oct 1998 05:24:54 GMT
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On Fri, 2 Oct 1998 20:56:03 GMT, Tom McDonald
<rocketman@familyradio.com> wrote:

> Jesus then teed off and the ball went further, and it too headed for the pond,
> but instead of landing in the water, the ball hovered above it. He then walked
> over onto the water, and smartly tapped the ball, sending it up on the green a
> bit further than Moses' ball.

That would count as a second stroke, right?  I mean, it came to a stop
and hovered on the water, right?


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  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lu...et.com>... (...) pond, (...) walked (...) green a (...) That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and (...) (28 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were playing golf one day. Moses put his ball down on the tee and gave it a good whack straight ahead. But after a few bounces it headed for the water trap. Moses then lifted up his golf club and lo, the pond (...) (28 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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