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Subject: 
Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
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Fri, 2 Oct 1998 01:02:07 GMT
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Why do blonds always smile at lightening?

Because they think they are habing their picture taken.



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  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were playing golf one day. Moses put his ball down on the tee and gave it a good whack straight ahead. But after a few bounces it headed for the water trap. Moses then lifted up his golf club and lo, the pond (...) (26 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
(...) Ooh! Ooh! I remembered one! What do you call a dead blond under the porch? Last years hide 'n seek winner. -- Terry K -- Disclaimer: I neither endorse nor believe in the aforementioned stereotype. Just contributing to the thread. -- Terry K -- (26 years ago, 5-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Why do blondes walk while taking a shower? Well, the soap bottle says: Wash ´n go! (26 years ago, 3-Jan-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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