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Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Mon, 5 Oct 1998 18:01:44 GMT
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rocketman@%ihatespam%SHIELDfamilyradio.com
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Jesse Long wrote:
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> Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lugnet.com>...
> > On Fri, 2 Oct 1998 20:56:03 GMT, Tom McDonald
> > <rocketman@familyradio.com> wrote:
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> > > Jesus then teed off and the ball went further, and it too headed for the • pond,
> > > but instead of landing in the water, the ball hovered above it. He then • walked
> > > over onto the water, and smartly tapped the ball, sending it up on the • green a
> > > bit further than Moses' ball.
> >
> > That would count as a second stroke, right? I mean, it came to a stop
> > and hovered on the water, right?
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> That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball
> drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and went down
> into it to take his next shot, which went on the green. Then Jesus sinks
> His second shot from the surface of the water (putting Him one ahead of
> Moses).
Hmm. I'll buy that. Tho I was just repeatin it the way I heard it. Oh well. :)
Maybe the correct format to tell jokes here should be,
"So, have y'all heard the one about Moses, Jesus and an old bearded guy playin
golf?"
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| Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lu...et.com>... (...) pond, (...) walked (...) green a (...) That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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