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Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
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Sat, 3 Oct 1998 06:11:57 GMT
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Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lugnet.com>...
> On Fri, 2 Oct 1998 20:56:03 GMT, Tom McDonald
> <rocketman@familyradio.com> wrote:
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> > Jesus then teed off and the ball went further, and it too headed for the • pond,
> > but instead of landing in the water, the ball hovered above it. He then • walked
> > over onto the water, and smartly tapped the ball, sending it up on the • green a
> > bit further than Moses' ball.
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> That would count as a second stroke, right? I mean, it came to a stop
> and hovered on the water, right?
That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball
drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and went down
into it to take his next shot, which went on the green. Then Jesus sinks
His second shot from the surface of the water (putting Him one ahead of
Moses).
Jesse
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| (...) Hmm. I'll buy that. Tho I was just repeatin it the way I heard it. Oh well. :) Maybe the correct format to tell jokes here should be, "So, have y'all heard the one about Moses, Jesus and an old bearded guy playin golf?" (26 years ago, 5-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) That would count as a second stroke, right? I mean, it came to a stop and hovered on the water, right? -- Unofficial listing of weekly Lego Shop at Home phone specials (URL) (S@H USA) / 800-267-5346 ext 222 (S@H Canada) www.auczilla.com - (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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