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    Re: New Web Page —Jeff Stembel
   (...) All laws are reasonable, even that one in New York(?) that says it is illegal to have an Ice Cream cone in you pocket. ;) Jeff (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: New Web Page —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) Oh, that is *so* unfair to us ice cream enthusiasts. This is cruel and unusual nourishment, and has language *specifically* addressing it in the Constitution. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: New Web Page —Tom McDonald
     (...) illegal (...) LOL I get around that law by carrying it in my shoe. But I guess I'm still breaking the Constitution! BTW, is it just the cone that's illegal or does it have to have ice cream in it? Here in California if there was no ice cream (...) (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: New Web Page —Jeff Stembel
     (...) breaking (...) Hehehehe! It may just be Ice Cream, but I'm not sure. I *think* I heard this on the history channel. There's another I forgot to mention. In Florida, it is illegal to tie your elephant to a parking meter. ;) Jeff (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: New Web Page —Jeremy H. Sproat
      (...) Grrrr. That does it! I am *finished* goofing around. This kind of legistlature just gets me all red in the nose. It gives me a big frown on my face. Great. Now my makeup's running and my hankie is making strange honking sounds. I'm taking my (...) (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: New Web Page —Tom McDonald
     (...) That's because they can't cash in on it. I can see some of the courtroom proceedings now: Defendant: "Well there wasn't a meter when I got there, your honor." Judge: "No meter at all? We have other parking tickets dated that day for that (...) (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: New Web Page —Steve Campbell
   (...) Man, that's really cold... SteveC (URL) (25 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 

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