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Why do blonds always smile at lightening? Because they think they are habing their picture taken. (26 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were playing golf one day. Moses put his ball down on the tee and gave it a good whack straight ahead. But after a few bounces it headed for the water trap. Moses then lifted up his golf club and lo, the pond (...) (26 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) That would count as a second stroke, right? I mean, it came to a stop and hovered on the water, right? -- Unofficial listing of weekly Lego Shop at Home phone specials (URL) (S@H USA) / 800-267-5346 ext 222 (S@H Canada) www.auczilla.com - (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lu...et.com>... (...) pond, (...) walked (...) green a (...) That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Hmm. I'll buy that. Tho I was just repeatin it the way I heard it. Oh well. :) Maybe the correct format to tell jokes here should be, "So, have y'all heard the one about Moses, Jesus and an old bearded guy playin golf?" (26 years ago, 5-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Ooh! Ooh! I remembered one! What do you call a dead blond under the porch? Last years hide 'n seek winner. -- Terry K -- Disclaimer: I neither endorse nor believe in the aforementioned stereotype. Just contributing to the thread. -- Terry K -- (26 years ago, 5-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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Why do blondes walk while taking a shower? Well, the soap bottle says: Wash ´n go! (26 years ago, 3-Jan-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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