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Re: The Faith Issue
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
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Sat, 17 Nov 2001 02:46:35 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Tom Stangl writes:
> richard marchetti wrote:
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> > Some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my house the other day, and I was perfectly
> > sweet to them. In reality, they are suggesting by their mere presence that
> > there is something missing or needful in my own situation. I should have
> > chased them from my door -- and next time I will. I have been too
> > respectful for far too long. What would they do if I came to their door with
> > books and pamphlets on Satanism?
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> Richard,
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> I've found the 2 fastest ways to get rid of them are:
> 1. Say "No thank you" and shut the door
> 2. Tell them I'm an atheist and watch their blank stares/shock/horror, as they
> turn around and leave.
Tom,
It's even easier than that. Just ask them to open up their Bibles to the
page where it mentions 'dinosaurs'. (1)
Regards,
A.B.
(1) Credit for this conundrum must go to the late great comedian Bill Hicks.
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| (...) Richard, I've found the 2 fastest ways to get rid of them are: 1. Say "No thank you" and shut the door 2. Tell them I'm an atheist and watch their blank stares/shock/horror, as they turn around and leave. -- | Tom Stangl, iPlanet Web Server (...) (23 years ago, 16-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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