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In lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, Lindsay Frederick Braun writes:
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> This is about the most beautifully demented thread I've seen in a while.
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> Frank Filz wrote:
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> > James Brown wrote:
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> > > In lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, Daniel Moquin writes:
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> > > > > I have scads of them. I will more than happily trade pairs of red arms • for
> > > > > pairs of just about any other color, preferably black (or brown, but I • don't
> > > > > think brown arms exist - or if they do, they're quite rare)
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> > > > Monkeys provide two pair of arms!! I've hobbled quite a few for brown • arms.
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> > > <SMACK> - Sound of James hitting his head against a large, blunt object.
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> > > I have scads of monkeys, too. Time to go cripple some Lego simians...
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> > Also a good source of yellow hands even if you don't need brown arms.
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> And, perhaps, surrogate hearts for Adventurers beset by your Temple of • Doom folks
> in the new Amazon theme...but I wonder, what does one do with a limbless • monkey?
> (Sell it?)
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> LFB.
I'll tell you what I did. I made an image brought forth by Adam Sandler in a
Saturday Night Live sketch come to life. As I recall Sandler and Tim Meadows
were doing their Captain Jim and Pedro personas (you know the desert island
castaways thrust back into contemporary society?) and were trying to make a
good impression on their dates' father. Sandler trying to showcase their
ingenuity and madness blurts out, "One time we made a raft out of dead
monkeys!" He pauses for effect and then says, "It floated!" I must say that
a pirate sitting on a raft of 20 armless, legless monkey bodies lashed
together as a raft will make a great centerpiece to any lego collection. When
people see my collection that piece is the only one that gets a comment
everytime.
Mark L
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