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Re: First Test of the Spamcake Drive
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lugnet.space, lugnet.build
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Fri, 8 Dec 2000 16:16:30 GMT
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In lugnet.space, Eric Joslin writes:
> In lugnet.space, Lindsay Frederick Braun writes:
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> > I'm not sure there are any canned meats quite like Spam and
> > Treet. Most people forget about Treet altogether, not realising
> > that it's sort of like the "ugly cousin" of the immortalised
> > Spam. It's one step above Spam, yet several notches below
> > Bumblebee Tuna.
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> Above Spam? ABOVE Spam? Have you been smoking crack? Treet is Spam's poor
> white trash cousin who escapes his trailer home and his housecoat wearing, Bon
> Bon eating, Jerry Springer watching wife nagging him to do something about the
> old Ford pickup whose bed is rusted out up on cinder blocks in the front yard
> by coming over to Spam's house and leaving an oily, dirty stain on the
> furniture and carpets.
No no no no no. You've confused the scale. Down is good!
(Believe me, I loathe Bumblebee Tuna, but it's got nowhere
near the pain quotient of Treet or Spam.)
And actually, you may be paying Treet a compliment with your
characterisation. ;)
> As an aside, I once lived with a guy who insisted on cooking slices of Spam in
> a broiler-toaster. The whole place would small like burning tires for hours.
BWAAAAA! I think I lived with the same guy my first year of
grad school! Although, he would pan-fry his--leave it there
to get nice and crispy and yellowish-brown on the bottom, and
then flip it over...it did smell for all the world like burning
plastic.
best
LFB
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Message has 2 Replies:
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| (...) Oh. I see. (...) If you're a Jeff Foxworthy fan. "You might find this routine funny *if*.... you're into home trepanning." (...) Hmm. You didn't go to Carnegie Mellon for grad school by any chance, did you? That's where this guy ended up. eric (24 years ago, 8-Dec-00, to lugnet.space, lugnet.build)
| | | Re: First Test of the Spamcake Drive
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| (...) Oh, please- you guys are way over the top. There's nothing sinister about pan-frying Spam. That's the first step towards Spambled eggs- which is a breakfast that my kids really like. You think I'm kidding, don't you? I've never thought of Spam (...) (24 years ago, 8-Dec-00, to lugnet.space, lugnet.build)
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| (...) Above Spam? ABOVE Spam? Have you been smoking crack? Treet is Spam's poor white trash cousin who escapes his trailer home and his housecoat wearing, Bon Bon eating, Jerry Springer watching wife nagging him to do something about the old Ford (...) (24 years ago, 8-Dec-00, to lugnet.space, lugnet.build)
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