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Subject: 
The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
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Date: 
Fri, 22 Aug 2003 22:13:13 GMT
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IS THE GRAND ADMIRAL DEAD?

Earlier today, a patrol unit on the planet of Krispy-9 uncovered the shocking remains of the Grand Admiral and his Spiffcraft.



A Space Police official, speaking on condition of anonymity, says he believes this was a case of negligent spiffcraft piloting. He claims the Grand Admiral was preoccupied with a map, probably trying to locate the nearby Krispy Kreme orbital donut shop. The following pictures were taken by the team that originally discovered the wreck.

The Patrol poses with the wreck

Inspecting the Engine

Checking the underside for clues to the origin of the wreck

Check the hair!

General overview of the site

This is the *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* signing out



Message has 5 Replies:
  Re: The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
 
(...) No, I'm quite alive, thank you. What you have found is the remains of the last person who tried to impersonate me. Let this be a warning to ALL of you. -Grand Admiral and Keeper of Fleebnorks (URL) "Adopt a fleebnork. They're DYING!" -Sally (...) (21 years ago, 22-Aug-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
  Re: The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
 
Wow, um, no offense intended but have you read your camera manual? Those pics are HUGE and BLURRY. I got halfway through downloading one, saw it was out of focus, and stopped. Yes I'm on dialup at home so I'm more sensitive to the big pics, but I (...) (21 years ago, 22-Aug-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
  Re: The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
 
(...) Nah, for one thing, the real GA drives around for chicks in this (URL) hot rod>. for another, that corpse's hair is all wrong. (URL) (21 years ago, 22-Aug-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
  Re: The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
 
(...) Hey, nifty! LOL. Nice scene. That GA must of been high on Donut Glaze... :) J/K About the images- it seems that your camera is somewhat lacking in close-ups. I'd say get back from the model until the camera returns an infocus-image, or at (...) (21 years ago, 23-Aug-03, to lugnet.space, FTX)
  Re: The *GALACTIC-ENQUIRER* Reports!
 
Greetings, fellow .spacers! It seems to me that the Galactic Enquirer has possibly been taken for a ride by a dangerous intergalactic terrorist organization. Close scrutiny of the (quite possibly purposely) blurred photographs of the crime scene (...) (21 years ago, 23-Aug-03, to lugnet.space)

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