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In lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto, Chris Magno wrote:
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> you (beard boy) can refer me to as "Your Worship" otherwise I'll haffta
> do a Strong bad "science project" on your sorry butt; and spike your OJ
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> Chris
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> Why do solar calculators have an off button?
The beard.... Mmmmmmmmm, Dave's beard.... Ggghahghghhghhhhh (Homer Simpson
drool)...
Did I mention the bearded flannel pickup truck driving red neck with his spare
tire in the front seat? Ahhh, life is good!
I consider the beard my 'barb coat'...
In the parlance of EverQuest--
/you consider woman mob-what do you want your gravestone to say?
/woman mob approaches flannel wearing bearded Dave
/woman mob takes non-melee damage! (+24)
/woman mob runs away
/you are victorious
And there was much rejoicing....
Speaking of the pickup--someone hit me in a parking lot on Sunday. There were
like 5 parked vehicles in the parking lot at the time, and this guy decided to
do 30 km/h behind me as I was trying to navigate into my parking space.
*Bam!* (pretty loud hit, btw, which was strange considering that I'm backing
up, and was doing like .004 km/h)
I have an '88 dodge, with pretty much solid steel bumpers. This guy is driving
an off-pink (fuscia, I guess) 2000ish sidekick or tracker--whatever. Anyway, my
bumper-little scuffed. His plastic bumper--almost ripped off.
He starts cursing up a storm at me.
Whoa there fast pink car driving guy, I was mostly in my parking space when you
tried to sneak around!
Well you're paying to fix my bumper!
Well, no, not so much. It's in a parking lot to be sure, so the police won't
come over, but if you want my insurance papers, here they are.
That'll hit our insurance! Our insurance will go up!
Not mine so much for I'm not making a claim, but rulz is rulz--if you want your
bumper fixed, here's my papers.
Turns out that he just wanted me to pay out of my pocket. Strong Bad has more
money in his pocket than I do right now... Whatever. He has my number in case
he changes his mind--I'm a 'by the book' guy where vehicle insurance is
concerned. I notified my insurance co. first thing Monday morning, but since
the pink-mobile's driver didn't feel like coughing up his insurance papers, we
shall see what transpires.
Did I mention that I love my pickup truck?
Dave K
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| (...) HA!!! (...) you (beard boy) can refer me to as "Your Worship" otherwise I'll haffta do a Strong bad "science project" on your sorry butt; and spike your OJ at the dinner. (URL) Dave K Chris Why do solar calculators have an off button? (21 years ago, 10-Dec-03, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto)
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