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  Anybody live in Denver?
 
I'm not sure where to post this but it seems liek it should go here so I'm posting it here. I'm doing a report for my world geography class and I need to make it go from where I live to the Pacific ocean and tell about the places I go and the (...) (25 years ago, 26-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) Ignore this I just finished it on what little I know about Denver. (25 years ago, 26-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
Ryan Smith <kyblue2@zoomnet.net> wrote in message news:FInCKH.HKp@lugnet.com... (...) I'm (...) need to (...) places I (...) skiing (...) know (...) I know this is a million years too late but here goes Ten Things I know about Denver: 1) It starts (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) Those werent' very helpful since I know most of what you posted and probably a little bit more. (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
Ryan Smith <kyblue2@zoomnet.net> wrote in message news:FIp3In.JF2@lugnet.com... (...) probably a (...) You should have tried www.Denver.com Looks like it could have been useful. BTW what are people living in Denver called? 1) Denverite 2) (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) No, sorry... Denverite is the powerful substance which will repel the superhero known as Bob Denver. Denverite is a rocky substance, noted for its utter lack of wit and charm. Denverite was created when the planet Denver (see "Person from (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) [Footnote to 1: Gilliganium (cf. "luckstone") will, however, restore Bob Denver's powers. Found in small amounts in ancient lava floes indigenous to volcanoes of the South Pacific (cf. the Pacific Ring of Fire), the compound generates negative (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) They also usually conferred two or three strains of body lice, but you'll never see *THAT* in a history book... :-, (...) This raises an interesting point concerning the infamous Lost Executives of Denverness. According to ancient Denver (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) I'll say. What I found most amusing was that Ryan completely did NOT get that you were setting those two up for some riffing. Unless his humor is a bit too subtle for me? This is an instance of the "don't ask people on the internet to do your (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
;-) Ummm....thanks ..guys.....Although I haven't got an answer to my original question at least I know the answer to another question. Q: Which two people should you NOT consult when asking a perfectly decent question.... A: Sproaty and McSpamboy (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anybody live in Denver?
 
(...) If, on the Internet no one knows you're a dog, then is it impossible to get a dog on the Internet to eat your homework for you? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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