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    Re: T-shirt Idea —Larry Pieniazek
   (...) That whole thing was a set up for the pun(ch) line. (1) I trimmed followups to just .pun 1 - Isaac Asimov was a master punster. He spoke of such a joke or story as being a "shaggy dog story", and he had one story that was the shaggiest of (...) (26 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Michael Huffman
     (...) Speaking of punsters, has anyone read any Spider Robinson's _Callahan's_Crosstime_Saloon_? Good book, I'd recommend it to everyone to read. Anway, I picked up a video game that was based loosely on the book. In one part, you were given a list (...) (26 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Ed Jones
      (...) From a really old quiz show (can't even remeber the name of the thing): - to get me, do nothing (26 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Tom McDonald
      (...) Patience? -Tom McD. when replying, don't land on the spamcake. (26 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Michael Huffman
       (...) How about 'Hail, no'? --Mike (26 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Ed Jones
      (...) BZZZZZ - wrong, but thanks for playing our game :') (26 years ago, 15-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Ed's Puzzle (was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)) —Tom McDonald
      (...) Old. -Tom McD. when replying, buzz the spamcake. (26 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea) —Tom McDonald
     (...) Hehe. I'll branch out. How's this: dental appliance : superior : unbecalmed : hydrogen rust -Tom McD. when replying, forego the replication of the spamcake. (26 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)) —Michael Huffman
     (...) How about: Brige over troubled water? Took me a little while... :) --Mike. (26 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)) —Tom McDonald
     (...) Yay! Congrats! That was it. The hard part was trying to think of a cliche that didn't use an article. -Tom McD. when replying, note the well-trodden bridge over annoying spamcake. (26 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: T-shirt Idea —Jasper Janssen
     (...) I'm fairly sure I've read this one... It was a SF-y type Asdimov, IIRC. But then, he wrote these types of things several times. Is it on a par with Niven's chocolate covered manhole covers,. though? Jasper (25 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: T-shirt Idea —Larry Pieniazek
      (...) Dunno. Guess the title yet? Or the punchline? (25 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: T-shirt Idea —Jasper Janssen
     (...) Nope. It's been too long, apparently. So, hows about them chocolate covered manhole covers? Jasper "As secret catch-phrases go, it beats 'Who is John Galt?' any day of the week" Janssen (25 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: T-shirt Idea —Larry Pieniazek
      (...) The title is Shah Guido G. The punchline is "and Atlantis sank beneath the Waves" Respace the title a bit to get it.. The title is the shaggiest of shaggy dogs. (...) I haven't read my Niven in a while so can you hum a few bars? (25 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: T-shirt Idea —Jasper Janssen
     (...) Creation myth redone. That help ya? Spoilers below.. 500 groups of 5 or 6 Adam and Eves get dumped on Earth. the ebst multiply the fastest and meet eachother at the borders, and intermingle. Jasper (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: T-shirt Idea —Steve Bliss
   (...) Was it worse than the "Furry with the syringe on top"? Or "Give my big hearts to Maude, Wayne; Dismember me for Harold's choir"?[1] Steve 1- That one's not quite right, but the correct answer sounds very close to this. (25 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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