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| | | Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
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| | | | | (...) Who said anything about a) "virtual" as opposed to real, and 2) "wiffle" as opposed to C405 double-wall Aluminum;-) [1] As far as the spamlog goes, I'll let you know after my wife throws another one on the fire and tells me something she's (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | | | | (...) "Spamlog roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost picking at your nose..." (...) Careful, might make an ash of yourself. -Tom McD. when replying, it's been rumored that spamcake sledgehammers were used in the destruction of the Berlin wall. (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
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| | | | | | | | (...) You really think I wood? -John (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jasper Janssen
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| | | | | | (...) Bat someone upside the head with Ashes? Now there's a woody harrelson. jasper (25 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
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| | | | | | Is it just me, or has Woody Harrelson turned into a complete freak? (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | | | (...) No. you have also. :-) -Tom McD. when replying, spamcake does not make good floatation material for lifevests. (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
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| | | | | | (...) A face only a mother could love: (URL) who knew Lar was sooo camera shy? -John (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Larry Pieniazek
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| | | | | | (...) I kinda like him. Hemp is a good thing. (...) hey, I DID ask for them to show my best side. I just shouldn't have listened when they told me to turn, turn, turn. (25 years ago, 1-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel openly admits to writing: (...) You must have appundecitis! (...) <whap> Well, with us you know you don't have to submit a pun for that! :-) <whap><shlubble>(which is the sound of a spamlog hitting a maniac's (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | (...) I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Saruman Chanted Evening". Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
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| | | | (...) That's my favorite song! 'Course, I'm a hobbitual liar. -John (...) (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | (...) Stop it guys! These puns are mordor! Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Michael Huffman
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| | | | (...) And I see for some people this topic it's hobbit forming. *Mike waits for the Smaug to clear on this one* --Mike. (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | | (...) Ah. You're trying to boromir John's puns. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | | | (...) Wind?" (...) Evening". (...) Are you an adult fan of Legolas? -Tom McD. when replying, see the Spamcake Electrical Parade now at Disneyland! (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | | | (...) I don't bow that way. Big Ara-groan... Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeff Stembel
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| | | | (...) I think I opened a can of wyrms here... Jeff (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | (...) Quenya on a roll, ya on a roll. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | (...) Evening". (...) Or a troll? Maybe we should Ghan-buri-ghan this thread... -Tom McD. when replying, don't follow Gollum across the Spamcake Marshes.. (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
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| | | | (...) You're always a samwise-aleck, aren't you? (...) Hmmm, you've stumped me. What's this a reference to? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
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| | | | (...) Ghan-buri-ghan was the chief of the Wild Men that showed the Rohirrim how they could approach the besieged Gondor by an old forgotten road that the dark forces weren't watching. -Tom McD. when replying, stay away from the evil tower on Mount (...) (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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