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    My pun of the Weak... —Jeff Stembel
   Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
      (...) Who said anything about a) "virtual" as opposed to real, and 2) "wiffle" as opposed to C405 double-wall Aluminum;-) [1] As far as the spamlog goes, I'll let you know after my wife throws another one on the fire and tells me something she's (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
      (...) "Spamlog roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost picking at your nose..." (...) Careful, might make an ash of yourself. -Tom McD. when replying, it's been rumored that spamcake sledgehammers were used in the destruction of the Berlin wall. (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
       (...) You really think I wood? -John (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jasper Janssen
     (...) Bat someone upside the head with Ashes? Now there's a woody harrelson. jasper (25 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
     Is it just me, or has Woody Harrelson turned into a complete freak? (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
     (...) No. you have also. :-) -Tom McD. when replying, spamcake does not make good floatation material for lifevests. (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
      (...) A face only a mother could love: (URL) who knew Lar was sooo camera shy? -John (...) (25 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Larry Pieniazek
     (...) I kinda like him. Hemp is a good thing. (...) hey, I DID ask for them to show my best side. I just shouldn't have listened when they told me to turn, turn, turn. (25 years ago, 1-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
   In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel openly admits to writing: (...) You must have appundecitis! (...) <whap> Well, with us you know you don't have to submit a pun for that! :-) <whap><shlubble>(which is the sound of a spamlog hitting a maniac's (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Saruman Chanted Evening". Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —John Neal
    (...) That's my favorite song! 'Course, I'm a hobbitual liar. -John (...) (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) Stop it guys! These puns are mordor! Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Michael Huffman
   (...) And I see for some people this topic it's hobbit forming. *Mike waits for the Smaug to clear on this one* --Mike. (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
     (...) Ah. You're trying to boromir John's puns. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
     (...) Wind?" (...) Evening". (...) Are you an adult fan of Legolas? -Tom McD. when replying, see the Spamcake Electrical Parade now at Disneyland! (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
     (...) I don't bow that way. Big Ara-groan... Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeff Stembel
   (...) I think I opened a can of wyrms here... Jeff (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) Quenya on a roll, ya on a roll. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
   (...) Evening". (...) Or a troll? Maybe we should Ghan-buri-ghan this thread... -Tom McD. when replying, don't follow Gollum across the Spamcake Marshes.. (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) You're always a samwise-aleck, aren't you? (...) Hmmm, you've stumped me. What's this a reference to? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: My pun of the Weak... —Tom McDonald
   (...) Ghan-buri-ghan was the chief of the Wild Men that showed the Rohirrim how they could approach the besieged Gondor by an old forgotten road that the dark forces weren't watching. -Tom McD. when replying, stay away from the evil tower on Mount (...) (25 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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