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Re: My pun of the Weak...
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Date: 
Wed, 21 Jul 1999 20:39:20 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel openly admits to writing:
Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)!  With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of
course.  Anyways, on with the Punning!

"Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them.
Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!"

P.S.  Sorry people, I couldn't help my self!  ;)

You must have appundecitis!

P.P.S.  Feel free to knock me upside the head with virtual wifflebats and
spamlogs.  :)

<whap> Well, with us you know you don't have to submit a pun for that! :-)
<whap><shlubble>(which is the sound of a spamlog hitting a maniac's head)

Do you think the new movie will be anything like "Gondor With The Wind?"

-Tom McD.
when replying, "why these spamcakes are better than cakes of the Beornings,
and that is great praise!"



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  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Saruman Chanted Evening". Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  My pun of the Weak...
 
Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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