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Re: My pun of the Weak...
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Date: 
Wed, 21 Jul 1999 20:36:09 GMT
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Jeff Stembel wrote:

Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)!  With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of
course.  Anyways, on with the Punning!

"Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them.
Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!"

Jeff

P.S.  Sorry people, I couldn't help my self!  ;)

P.P.S.  Feel free to knock me upside the head with virtual wifflebats and
spamlogs.  :)

Who said anything about a) "virtual"  as opposed to real, and 2) "wiffle" as
opposed to C405 double-wall Aluminum;-) [1]  As far as the spamlog goes, I'll
let you know after my wife throws another one on the fire and tells me
something she's been meaning to tell me.


-John


[1] although, upon reflection, your thick skull might dent my thin-walled
bat, so maybe I'll just opt for good old Ash.



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  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) "Spamlog roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost picking at your nose..." (...) Careful, might make an ash of yourself. -Tom McD. when replying, it's been rumored that spamcake sledgehammers were used in the destruction of the Berlin wall. (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Bat someone upside the head with Ashes? Now there's a woody harrelson. jasper (25 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (25 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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